Deek Magazine: Popular Underculture
Chief: Matt Stroud | Nonsense Management: Nate Bog(os/uszewski)
Visuals: Houston McIntyre | Master: Jesse Hicks
Minister of Propaganda: Ben Edwards | Willy Loman: Mo Mozuch
Fashionista: Tiffany Boden | Gallery Attendant: Wenying Wu
Bid’ness: Tashia Govan | Interns: Emily Newman, Nicole Sebula
Contributing Writers: Zach Braden, Katie Pegher, Lenny Flatley
Models: Alan Lai, Pam Elaine, Jessica “Davka” Trimbaud
Apologies To: Katherine
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